The folks over at the Associated Press (AP) say they’ve received word from highly credible unnamed sources who told them that all the way back in February 2019 Donald Trump and his crew knew that his BFF, Russian President Vladimir Putin, hired the Taliban and their terrorists associates, Haqqani Network, to kill U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan.

As evidence of all of that wrongdoing, the highly credible unnamed sources told the AP folks about $500,000 that SEAL Team Six found after they bust down the door of a Taliban compound.

SEAL Team Six was like, “What y’all doing with our money?!” The captured Taliban operatives didn’t tell SEAL Team Six what they were doing with a half million dollars of our money because they were busy trying to figure out how to get out of the shit-uation they had placed themselves in. Their hands were tied behind their backs. They were placed in the backseat of an armored vehicle that had an American driving and others riding with their shotguns and AR-15s pointed at them.

There was no place for the captured Talibans to go. So after about two minutes of driving down the dirt roads and shacks lining the streets, the operatives begin thinking they better start saying something that could leave the possibility open for them to get back on those dirt roads to those shacks lining the streets:  “American, Russian gave me American money.”

The American who was driving slammed on his breaks, and not because of what the Taliban said, but due to a coyote mixed dog creeping across the road.

    “Damn Dog. I saw that damn dog, yesterday. Hey, hey you there!”

    “Ow, my head.”

    “You talking. You’ll be all right.”

The American driver turned around and snapped his fingers at the Taliban operative who had started to slump over to his side.

    “Hey, hey you, WAKE UP! What Russian?! What Russian you talkin’
     bout that gave you this money, here?!”

    “I don’t know. He was just Russian.”

    “He was just Russian, eh. Well, I tell you this much, mm-hmm, I
     tell you this much right now, as soon as this damn dog gets
     across this road, here, we’re going to go on up yonder ways,
     there, and get to the bottom of this shit, right cheer, mm-hmm.”

After about 10 minutes, the damn dog finally got across the damn road. The American and the Taliban operative drove up the damn road, there, up yonder ways where, according to the anonymous sources who talked to the AP folk , the Taliban, along with other Talibans who were captured at other times, said it was the Russians who gave them American money to kill Americans.

The Russians are denying all of this. A fella by the name of Dmitry Pesko, who so happens to be speaking on behalf of Donald Trump’s BFF, Russian President Vladimir Putin, claims the Russian did nothing. Pesko was like, “We did nothing.”

But y’all know that ol’ saying, “If you’ll steal, then you’ll kill.” And the fact that Vladimir Putin helped Donald Trump to steal the election (Yeah, I said it), plus the fact that Vladimir Putin has killed journalists and his political opponents says that Putin did, in fact, pay the Taliban and the Haqqani Network American money to kill American soldiers.

It also doesn’t help Trump or his BFF, Putin, that three Marine soldiers (Staff Sgt. Christopher Slutman, Sgt. Benjamin Hines, and Cpl. Robert Hendriks) were killed in April 2019 after a bomb went off near their military vehicle.

And oh yes, I almost forgot the all-important point that ever since 1979, Russia has been trying to “Crimea” Afghanistan. Russia, which at the time was calling themselves the USSR (Union of Soviet Socialist Republics), claimed that under the Soviet-Afghan Friendship Treaty of 1978 they had every right to go into Afghanistan to help out their friends in Kabul.

On Christmas Eve 1979, the USSR went into Kabul , threw out Hafizullah Amin and his buddies, and replaced them with Babrak Karmal. The Soviets really dug Babrak Kamal because like them he was a Marxists, and he proved it with his role as the leader of the People’s Democratic Party of Afghanistan (PDPA).

However, the mujahidin and other Afghans weren’t digging Babrak Kamal and his Soviets buddies. As far as the mujahidin and the other Afghans were concerned, the Soviets were godless humans who were selling them piss and calling it water. So the mujahidin and the other Afghans got together with the Americans and nine years later they were able to boot the Soviets up out of there.

All of that mess eventually led to the rise of Osama bin Laden, the Taliban, and the Haqqani Network. Although Osama bin Laden’s fatal decision to blow up our Twin Towers led to him being put down by former President Barack Obama, the Taliban and the Haqqani Network are still kicking and raising as much hell as they can.

Due to Putin being the shit starter that he is, he’s trying to get the Taliban and Haqqani Network to help him get rid of the U.S. so he can try and succeed where his predecessors did not.

Y’all know Putin! He’s like a deranged Energizer Buddy who just keeps going and going until he gets what he wants. The sadness in Putin’s case, though, is that he isn’t going to get what he wants. And I know he isn’t going to get what he wants, which is to “Crimea” Afghanistan, because history says he isn’t going to get what he wants.

That ol’ saying, “history repeats itself,” is also true and the pieces of evidence of that fact are the Taliban and Haqqani Network snitching on Putin; as well as their reneging on the deal they got into with Trump.

A year after the White House was notified that Russia was paying the Taliban and Haqqani Network American money to kill American soldiers, Trump responded by getting in a deal with the Taliban and Afghan government to pull American troops out of the country.
Trump agreed to pull American troops out of the region if things remained “civil” on the ground.

Welp, things didn’t remain civil because they were never civil to begin with. The Taliban and Haqqani Network haven’t stopped taking American money from Russia in order to kill American soldiers. The Taliban and Haqqani Network haven’t stopped their pillaging, raping, and killing of men and women who think women should be thinking. The Taliban and Haqqani Network are still doing what haters do, which is to hate all day long. And like us good decent common sense folks know, peace and civility exists where hate reigns.

Now, I know there are those of you who are wondering, “What are we doing over there, anyway, in those people country? Y’all know those people are crazy, over there!” September 11 is the simple answer to that question. Former President George W. Bush increased our presence in the region in order to gather intel that would help us to stop future terrorist attacks on our country. Then Trump came along and decided that the best way to respond to terrorist attacks on our soldiers was by using all of his powers as the president of the United States to remove American troops out of his BFF’s, Putin, way.

Therefore, when looking at all of that there, it’s not hard to believe that Donald Trump knew that Vladimir Putin was paying the Taliban and their terrorists buddies, the Haqqani Network, American money to kill American troops whose very presence is hindering Vladimir Putin’s ability to succeed, where his predecessors did not, in taking control of Afghanistan’s land.